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- The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- It maybe that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
- If "clothes maketh the man" then it follows that naked people have little or no influence on society.
- The law of Probability Dispersal decrees that whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure buys a better class of misery.
- The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
- Everything should be made a simple as possible, but no simpler.
- Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can't find them.
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
- If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Drink varnish and you'll have a lovely finish.
- This is as bad as it can get - but don't bet on it.
- One-seventh of life is spent on Monday.
- Never wrestle with a pig - you both get dirty but only the pig enjoys it.
- We can sympathise with a child who is afraid of the dark, but the tragedy of life is that most people are afraid of the light.
- The trouble with life is that you are halfway through it before you realise it's a "do it yourself" thing.
- If you can't be kind - be vague.
- Down with gravity!
- Employ teenagers - while they know everything.
- People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.
- Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind then it really doesn't matter.
- If only the good die you then what does that say about senior citizens?
- The best antiques are old friends.
- Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody .....!!
- Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
- A friend in need may turn out to be a nuisance.
- Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck I'll be at the airport.
- When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
- Always remember to pillage before you burn.
- An expert is nothing more than an ordinary person away from home.
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